Jun 11, 2019 People
EXCLUSIVE: Following this morning’s explainer on one of the most mystifying men in politics, Jevan Goulter, Metro can now reveal his long-lost 2012 video LOUD, described as “a bad high school speech, auto-tuned”.
Thought to be lost to the mists of time, the video has been helpfully provided by Dan News.
Featuring the world’s first transgender MP Georgina Byer and a small cast who intermittently call out Goulter’s name (“Je-van!”) along with other less audible backing vocals, the video also features Goulter himself dancing on the steps of Parliament in a (faux?) fur jacket, and taunting his haters while dressed as a little boy sailor with a life ring around his neck.
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Oddly political (why Parliament?!), this thankfully resuscitated video is surely a national treasure.
Lyrics are as follows:
I been around
And look who’s laughing now
I got the sound
It’s time to turn it up loud
I’ve been around
And look who’s judging now
I’ve got the sounds
Yeah I make it loud
[JEVAN!]
I make it loud
[JEVAN!]
I make it loud
[JEVAN!]
I make it loud
[JEVAN!]
I make it loud
Our nation’s paparazzi
Are writing shit about me
The blogs are going crazy
Jevan’s a headline story
Creating controversy
Coz this is all about me
Infamous in that scene
Coz they all love to hate me (hahaha)
My gear’s in overdrive
Pulling that 9 to 5
You can’t stop me
I will survive
Lovin’ livin’ my life
I live it loud
Then things get kind of hard to parse, but the lines go something like:
I live it loud
[Nothing can stop me now]
[Pulling that 9 to 5]
[JE-VAN!]
I will survive
Lovin’ livin’ my life
[J-J-JEVAN!]
And then Georgina Byer says: “Is that T for Trannie?”, pointing at the cross around her neck. Because she’s dressed as a priest, obviously.
FIN.
