When in doubt, start at Pocha, an Auckland late-night eating staple. I don’t know about you, but if you’re on a buzz and want to keep that alive, it always feels like a major bummer shambling into Maccas and waiting for your chips in fuck-off fluorescent light. Pocha is friendlier to the promises of night, and that Almond Krunch will taste so much better in the throes of post-drink hunger. KFC (as in, Korean fried chicken), makgeoli and a Cass or two — I mean, they even offer bottles of Still Life from Everyday Wine if you truly can’t let go of your White-Auckland alter ego — and you and your friends can yarn into the early hours about how you’re the Auckland version of Girls and someone should make a TV show about you.